In Burnaby, BC, one three-year-old to another who had got hold of a penknife and was trying to open it: “Robert, you mustn’t because you’ll cut your fingers and when you grow up and want to count them you’ll just have to say, ‘Nuffin’, nuffin’, nuffin’, nuffin’.’”
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